Bird Balcony

Near-by residential apartment has pigeons camping on their balconies. Apparently, that's what happens when you don't open your balcony door for a while. Maybe helps if you do open it but leave food out there. Like food you'd want to dispose of. No wait. We can't think of using food that we don't want, in any other way than disposing it - there just can't be any other way. So throw away it is then. Sorry birdie - I'm feeding the trash can.